sweet notes

the woman always wins

2011-09-21T15:24:00.000-07:00

fun contest for the last beer in the end it always wins.

wisdom in man

2011-08-25T15:21:00.000-07:00

wisdom in man
Parable of the 3 women:

A man had 3 girlfriends.
To decide on the dilemma with which to marry, he gave them $ 1,000 each to see what they did with the money.

The first took all the money and went to the hairdresser, was a manicure, pedicure, cut and dyed his hair, went shopping and bought luxurious clothes and jewels.
"I've done for you," he said when he saw it.
"I want to be pretty for you because I love you."

The second took the money and bought a stereo, a gold Rolex gentleman, a portable CD player and some expensive ties.
When she saw him, gave him everything and said:
"I have bought all this because I love so much."

The third spent all the money in the stock market.
He won twice the money, took half and reinvested the rest
returning the thousand euro had given her.
"I invested the money for you, and I folded.
I give you back what you gave me, and reinvest the rest for our future because I love you so much. "

He carefully analyzed each and every one of the behaviors,
weighing the pros and cons of each, after much thought,
Did you decide to marry ...?

THAT WAS THE BIGGEST BOOBS!

Why? Because so are men ..

good answer

2011-08-01T15:18:00.000-07:00

law the other day an article that I liked the reply he gave a woman:
was an announcement by a gym in a locality, and said:
WANT TO BE THIS SUMMER SIREN OR WHALE?

The answer to this restaurant was as follows:

Dear Advertisers:

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans).
They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have the most tender Ballenita which they suckle.
He pump dolphins spend getting purple shrimp.
Play and swim plying the seas, knowing such wonderful places as Patagonia, the Barents Sea and Coral reefs of Polynesia.
Whales sing very well and even record CD's.
They are impressive and have almost no more predatory than humans.
They are cherished, protected and admired by almost everyone.

Mermaids do not exist.
And if there would queue in the consultations of psychoanalysts because they would have a serious personality disorder, 'woman or fish? "
They have no sex life because they kill the men who approach them, do well where?.
So I do not have kids.
They are pretty, yes, but lonely and sad.
Besides who would want to approach a girl who smells like fish?.

I have it clear, I want to be whale.

PS: This time the media put us in mind the idea that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a nice dinner with a man who makes me vibrate, a coffee and cookies with my friends.
With time we gain weight because the accumulate as much information in your head, when there is no more room, is shared by the rest of the body, so we're not fat, we are extremely educated.
From now on when I see your ass in the mirror think, my mother, so I'm ready .......

Hurricanes

2011-07-08T15:14:00.000-07:00

A hurricane is characterized by the rotation of air masses about a region where low-pressure atmosphere, called the "eye of the hurricane."
These air masses originate very strong winds and high humidity creep of the ocean and for that reason, hurricanes are very destructive when they reach land.

The impact that a hurricane has on people, when it touches land, depends on several factors (such as disaster prevention culture that has a country and the socioeconomic development of its inhabitants).
With regard to physical factors, the hurricane may form in the ocean and remain there without causing any damage. Or, depending on atmospheric conditions, can lead to ground and cause disasters, too, may get bigger or lose energy and become a tropical storm.

Finally, we say that the swirl taking hurricane has its origin in the Earth's rotation. In the northern hemisphere the earth's rotation makes hurricanes moving in the opposite direction as they move clockwise, otherwise in the southern hemisphere, where hurricanes rotate in the direction of clockwise.

AS A METHOD FOR POLITICAL TALK

2011-06-28T15:32:00.000-07:00

Whoever did it is truly a genius. Test even a single sentence, and if you can, read it out loud ... you'll laugh (or mourn)

AS A METHOD FOR POLITICAL TALK

SYSTEM DEVELOPMENT OF POLITICAL STATEMENTS.

You too can talk for hours without saying anything, but you seem to be an expert.

Read any of the phrases in column 1, followed by another one of the phrases in column 2, then any other column 3, and any other column 4. Keep your speech as mixing 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 on until eternity. You do not have the phrases are of the same line. The more changes you make, the more important to look what you say.

Try:

1-Dear colleagues

2-realization of the premises of the program

3-makes us a thorough analysis

4-of existing financial and administrative conditions.

1-On the other hand, given the current constraints

2-complex studies of leaders

3-plays a key role in the formation

4-for developing policies for the future.

1-It

2-the steady increase in number and extension of our business

3-requires accuracy and determination

4-general participation system.

1-But we must not forget that

2-the current structure of the organization

3-help in the preparation and the implementation

4-the attitudes of members towards their inescapable duty.

1-Similarly,

2-the new business model of the organization,

3-guarantees the participation of a group in the formation

4-for new proposals.

1-The practice of everyday life test

2-continued development of different forms of activity

3-meets important in determining duties

4-addresses for the purposes of educational progress.

1-It is not necessary to argue the weight and significance of these problems because

2-our business information and propaganda

3-easy to create
4-training system frame appropriate to the needs.

1-The rich and diverse experiences show that

2-strengthening and structures desarrollo20de

3-hinders the appreciation of the importance

4-for conditions appropriate activities.

1-The desire for organization, but especially

2-consultation with many activists

3-provides a test check in tere sante

4-model development.

1-The above ideological principles, conditions

2-the beginning of the general action of formation of attitudes

3-involves the restructuring and modernization

4-forms of action.

1-Even, well we could dare to suggest that
2-1-specific relaunch all sectors involved

3-will mean a real and effective starting point
4-of the basic assumptions adopted.

1-It is obvious to note that
2-dealing with the experience outmoded
3-allowed in any case explain the rationale

4-a whole spectrum casuistry.

1-peccaries insincere But if you soslayásemos
2-1 indiscriminate application of the compelling factors
3-assured, in any case, a very sensible investment

4-element generators.

1-Finally, and as definitively illuminating element should be added that

2-a consensual process and other concurrent applications

3-derives from an indirect effect overcomes

4-a range of ideological criteria articulated in a common front of regenerative activity.

Spread this method to find out how politicians fool us.
This table lacks the promises (projects) but this is irrelevant.

interesting proverbs

2011-06-20T15:23:00.000-07:00

interesting proverbs:

When life presents you with reasons to mourn,

Show that you have a thousand and one reasons to laugh.

anonymous

Life is what is happening while you you insist on making other plans.

John Lennon

Life is a game that no one can withdraw, taking profits.

André Maurois

Curiously, the life, the more empty, more weight.

Daudi Leon

You ask me why buy rice and flowers? Rice to live and buy flowers to have something to live for.

Confucius

There are two ways to live your life: as though nothing is a miracle, and the other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

It is best out of life as a party, or thirsty or drink.

Aristotle

We are all fans. Life is so short that it does not for more.

Charles Chaplin

Living on Earth is expensive but it includes a free trip around the sun every year.

Anonymous

Life consists not in having good cards but in playing well you have.

Josh Billings

Life is so short and so difficult business of living, when one begins to learn, and must die.

Ernesto Sabato

If you want something done, encárgaselo a busy person.

Proverb

Work like you do not need money,

love like you've never been hurt and dance like nobody's watching.

Life is like a legend, no matter how long, but it is well told.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

All men are made of the same clay but not in the same mold.

Mexican Proverb

The great minds discuss ideas, medium, things and small people.

Chinese Proverb

You have to climb the mountain to get as old as young.

Chinese Proverb

Joining forces in the herd to go to bed hungry lion.

African Proverb

The Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.

Chinese Proverb

After the game, the king and the pawn go back to the same box.

Italian Proverb

Remember the day you were born you were crying and everyone laughed;

Live so that when you die, all you cry and laugh.

Persian Proverb

! May you live every day of your life!

Jonathan Swift